Who Goes There!

thisis-fat-privilege:

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

>mfw yet more Tumblrina autism

>mfw yet another self-diagnosed special snowflake

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takealookatyourlife:

This is hilarious in the darkest way because this tree is holding the dead corpse of one of the other trees


violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

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imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

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laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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spoken-not-written:

crunchier:

the real question is why doesn’t he just take the selfie with the front camera like why go through so much work leo 

#if i cant win an oscar i cant even take a selfie right #fuck this #im going retro

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

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martinsmind:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST

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illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

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johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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